By Cal Orey
Did you know? Humans can and do write about gritty experiences, raw emotions, and true empathy. Robots are learning from us...but we are the real deal. We do what our professors taught us to do: Live life and share our feelings of joy, sadness, love and loss, and pain. We disrobe in front of the world and show our scars to people with beating hearts. Real authors--not artificial intelligence--are still on top of the writing game. We've got our own unique style. We own it.
AI is a tool in a box--like fast food purchased on-the-go. It fills you up but the ingredients are not fulfilling or unforgettable. Real authors are sustainable. We have earned an extraordinary skill set. We wear an invisible badge which tells it like it is: "I write from the heart." And yes, human authors, traditional publishers, editors, and readers still can decode the usage of words used by a humanized bot versus a human. If you're looking for a human developmental writer to help you complete your story--contact me--a wordsmith with proof of life. I am a human being. Can anyone hear me?
I am a ghostwriter. I am often on the job writing books for someone else. For example, writing as a military wife, I dished out heartfelt feelings in a woman’s magazine about my husband’s service in Iraq. Writing as a witty English doctor, I prescribe anti-aging secrets in a self-help book. Writing as my sensitive mixed-breed cat, I dispense advice to pets and humans in a bimonthly horoscope column.
In the past year I've co-authored highly emotional novels. And these works are filled with real experiences. Robots aren't there. Not yet...
Yes, I've written Romance, True Crime, Sci-Fi, and Historical Fiction. Currently, I just finished a Carl Sagan type of science book. I'm wrapping up a contemporary romance novel. Truth be told, I've cried many times during the Romeo and Juliet-ish work. And I've fallen in love with the characters. And for the next few weeks, I'll be fine-tuning a New Age super creative novella that is mind blowing! It will give you chills. Yes, co-author credit will be granted to me.
Sound like fun? For writers who don’t mind losing a byline, ghostwriting is an interesting and potentially lucrative career option. Here are five reasons why you should consider this often-overlooked writing path.
1 Interesting assignments
Ever wish you were someone else? As a ghostwriter, you can live your dream vicariously—without having to get credentials or be reincarnated. Being a “ghost” is like channeling into someone else’s body and mind. For example, I write for my 5-year-old cat, Kerouac, who pens the column “What Do the Stars Hold for Your Pet?” for a pet magazine. Not only is his name on the masthead, each column pays for his premium cat food and toys.
Eric Neuhaus, a New York ghostwriter, did the writing and more for a book by fitness guru Joe Decker As part of the assignment, Neuhaus and a diet consultant cooked up healthy versions of traditionally unhealthy dishes such and meatloaf and fajitas. “The kitchen in my one-bedroom apartment became the test kitchen,” Neuhaus says. “I bought another book on how to write recipes. All of this was trail by fire. I never thought in m wildest dreams that I’d be testing recipes.”
Ghost Tip: “If you enjoy people, ghostwriting is a way to delve into some of the most unusual people on the planet,” says Marc L. Weber, a former ghostwriter.
2 An occasional credit
When I was assigned the Iraq article for Complete Woman, I collected the very personal first-person narratives of two military wives, using their unique voices to put together their heart-warming tales. I received an “as told to” author credit.
Ghost Tip: If you think the book has potential to be a bestseller, request co-author credit. But if the project is an author’s tool (i.e., selling products), credit isn’t a big deal.
3 Appreciative clients
“One of the most surprising facts I have learned about ghostwriting is that there are some extremely intelligent people out there who cannot put anything onto paper,” Habert says. “For some reason, somewhere between the thought process and the actual movements of their pen or fingers on keyboard, they become babbling fools.”
In my ghostwritten book on anti-aging, I noticed while the doctor had good command of the English language, his prose tended to be dry. I was hired to “dumb down” his health advice and product information. And the doctor appreciated my ability to do just that.
Ghost Tip: “You have to check your ego at the door,” cautions Deborah Kotz of Silver Spring, Md., who has worked as a ghostwriter on several health books. “Realize that you are the ‘writer’ and not the ‘author.’ There’s a big difference between the two. You are not the authority. So, you have to convey the message that the author wants to convey.”
4 Unlimited prospects
The best part of ghostwriting is that it’s like a deep well that never goes dry. Habert understands the glory of ghostwriting. “It is a constant source of writing," she says. Weber adds that as baby boomers age, “that generation becomes interested in holding on to its memories, so there is more work for ghostwriters to do than ever before.”
Ghost Tip: “Network as much as you can,” Weber says. “Make sure people know you have the talent to help them."
Each in his or her own way, Habert, Weber and Neuhaus have discovered that ghostwriting is a good avenue to a never-ending road of projects. You, too, can arrive at that point. Just put on your mask and go to a "No major revisions" in the agreement. A dentist to hair stylist may make tweaks--but countless changes? Not a chance.
Work It Tips for the Writer (and Client)
AI: Yes, the robots are a popular tool but a veteran ghost and/or published author has the skill set for making a novel or book be unique. Readers can tell if the work is created by a human or robot. And no, AI cannot provide the creativity, real-life experiences, feelings, and craft of developmental writing like a seasoned writer can do.
Get it in writing: “If you’re going to collaborate, you’re going to need a written contract or agreement that spells out who does what and how much you get—and when,” Neuhaus says.
Tackle Tasks: Outlines, restructuring and crafting, developing characters, writing prologues, cliffhanger chapters, and WOW endings, settings, description, dialogue -- and much more! A client may have notes or the entire manuscript written but it still may need SOS!
Develop a specialty: “Whether it’s fitness or fashion, write about what you love and have a passion for,” says New York City ghostwriter Eric Neuhaus.
Network with other ‘ghosts’: Often, ghostwriters will be busy with projects and may refer clients to you for a finder’s fee.
Discuss the editing process: If you want to avoid ghoulish re-dos, talk with the author about edits and ongoing revisions before you begin. Personally, I have incorporated the phrase: No revisions, no refunds. You are free to delete and add details. P.S. Re-dos are offered but they're not for free.
Remember, everyone has at least one book in them: It’s your job to connect mentally and emotionally with someone who wants to hire a ghost—namely, you.
Published in The Writer (since 1933, RIP)
BIO: CAL OREY, M.A. Meet a super versatile author-journalist, columnist & ghostwriter (fiction: crime, romance, sci-fi, adventure, psychological thrillers, memoir & most genres) and a known on-air personality... I'm a born and raised Californian who keeps it real. I hold two degrees in English (Creative Writing) from SFSU, and pen the "hugely successful" Healing Powers Series, available at all fine bookstores --all 9 books have been graced with online bookstore website Bestseller banners; (translated in 25+ languages), many featured by Good Cook and Literary Guild book clubs to Newsmax media. NEW BOOK RELEASE: The Healing Powers of Herbs & Spices: Timeless Treasures #9 published in 2021 by Kensington
It has made its way to being a pick in Woman's World Magazine Book Club, and covered by Booklist, American Global News, GlobalInformerNews, NYC Daily Post, New York Daily, City Buzz News, Huffington Post, on board with Newsmax, and in more than 75 libraries worldwide (multiple branches, many copies), articles in hard copy and online magazines... noted on C2CAM, KSFO...
